By Jenni
On my summer staycashun, I went too my parents hous to hous sit wile thay went to a famly reyunyun reyoonyun get together. My parents liv on 160 akers and it is rilly pritty. It was also rilly hot. It got up to 106 digrees. Lukily, we bot a pool with a big bloo rubber ring and filled it with woter. It saved our lives.
(not rilly us)
We saw sum deer, and sum turanchulus tuhranchuluhs big harry spiders and turtles and frogs and toads and skinks and bunnees and a kiyotee. We didn’t see a skunk but we smelled it win my parents dog desided to try to eat it. He is not verry smart.
at leest hes cute
Becos I am the gud dotter, I also helped out around ther plase. I pulled the weeds in ther flower gardins evin tho it wuz so hot I almost evaperatid evaperated diyd. Win I felt lik I wuz going to puke, I wud go jump in the pool and feel beter. Thin I wud go pull mor weeds evin tho they didnt ask me too, becuz I am the gud dotter lik that.
Weeds ar evul.
I also got eeten by chiggers becuz I sat on ther home, I gess. Chiggers itch rilly bad. Thay lik to bite you in bad plases wher you cant scrach becuz it isnt pulite.
Chiggers are even mor evul then weeds.
I also polished moms silver and cleened her windoes. Becuz I am a gud dotter I love her.
My staycashun wuz a lot of werk but it wuz mor fun than I ecspectid. I wotched lots of sunsets and even wun sunrise. I did not feel clostruhfobic clostrufobik trapped. Kuntry air is hot but it feels happy. Espeshully in the morning and eevning.
Sum day I wud lik to liv in the Kuntry to.
The End
Lovely! Thank you for sharing your report, Jenni. Alright class, who wants to go next?
Wow, I bet that was more difficult to write than your normal eloquent prose! Hilarious!
WOOO HOOOOO ~~~ YOU’RE BACK!!!!!!!
While reading that, I was hearing a backwoods country bumpkin voice in my head… well done!
hehehhehehe… i missed you! ;o)
I can’t say for sure, but I’m pretty sure the Zookeeper was pulling your leg. Yes, the crackers were special for giraffes, but we’ve fed giraffes dried sweet potatoes and leaves and all kinds of stuff at other zoos. I’ve had giraffe tongue all over me
and it never hurt for a second.
I will say this–some zoos are all, “Don’t pet the giraffes! They hate to be touched! Just feed them and step back.” But at other zoos, I’ve petted and stroked and kissed and hugged them to my heart’s content.
I thought you were done blogging!! When did you come back??
Chiggers are evul. You shudda tol em whus boss.
I don’t think chiggers bother you as much when you learn to spell.
It is so funny and intriguing to me that schools place so much emphasis on spelling, when I didn’t have a bit of trouble reading yours. Glad it was a fun time.
Glad you have a nice staycashun! I looks and sounds wonderful!
I knew that picture with the pool wasn’t really you because we have one of those pools and they don’t really look like that.
Easy Set pools are evul.
Sounds like you had a good time. That last picture is gorgeous. I’d love to spend some time there! Minus the chiggers!