Exterior scene: night. Camera pans slowly over a vast open field of freshly tilled earth. The mournful sound of the wind accompanies the following words:
Many moons have come and gone.
Many seasons have worked their will upon the fabric of time.
The blog, it lieth fallow.
But no more.
Behold, the dawn! It approacheth! At long last the weary fingers stretch forth to the keyboard! The spirit of longsuffering mankind revives at the sight! With bated breath the earth awaits the falling of the first word! Oh, blessed be the fallow ground, to receive such auspicious seed, and blessed be the seed, to fall upon such willing and eager soil! What news, what information, what shimmering jewel of inspired thought shall be the first to plant itself upon the consciousness of waiting humanity? A deep breath is gathered and the collective ear is stretched forward, straining to hear that blessed word….
It’s been a while. How the heck are ya?
I’ve been doing some things.
Been a little bit busy, actually, since last June 30th. June 30th?? That’s like, a hundred and million years ago!
I think it would be easier to just show rather than tell. So here goes.
Whew. That was a lot! So….how about you? Tell me how the last six months have been treating you!
I forgot something?
I don’t know what you’re talking about.